What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

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No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

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